howdy hey! my name's minty. i am a person who writes and likes to talk a lot. i'm making this to put some of the stuff i've been sitting on forever into a place where i can share it-- taking some of the pressure of "finished" off in order to make that goal more achievable. existentially, i'm forever in search of beautiful, special truths. but usually i'm just forever in search of a nap.
Credit to Katarzyna Pe on Unsplash for the original photo used in the header image and imaginings for the wonderful template. huzzah to neocities i say, huzzah!
Chariot of Aurora, Jean-Theodore Dupas (image c. Carnegie Museum of Art)
Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.